"I could tell you all to ‘fuck off’ and you’d go ‘awwww’"
— Benedict Cumberbatch to the audience at Sydney OzCon (via elizabeth-bennet)
imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”
and jesus just
ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS.
(Source: gusfriing, via shooting-up-pie-in-the-sky)
I really love villains
not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way
in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way
If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess
Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time